Razzle Dazzle 'Em John! It's Shock and Awe Time

In my best Micky Rooney Voice

~ Hey Everybody I'm Wanna Run for President!~

Hey Everybody! ~ Let’s nominate an unqualified woman in the name of change
Wait, I've got it! ~ Let’s delay the GOP convention in the name of disaster relief
No, No Here it is! ~ Let’s stop campaigning in the name of Bi-Partisan legislation
This is it really! ~ Let’s delay the debate in the name of a 9/11 style crisis

Do I have a song for you John McCain!


Give 'em the old razzle dazzle - Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em act with lots of flash in it - And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus - Bread and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting? - What if, in fact, you're just disgusting ?
Razzle dazzle 'em - And they'll never catch wise!

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle - Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous - Row after row will grow vociferous
Give 'em the old flim flam flummox - Fool and fracture 'em
How can they hear the truth above the roar?
Throw 'em a fake and a finagle - They'll never know you're just a bagel,
Razzle dazzle 'em - And they'll beg you for more!

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle - Razzle dazzle 'em
Back since the days of old Methuselah - Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
Give 'em the old three ring circus - Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble, go into your dance - Though you are stiffer than a girder
They let ya get away with a murder
Razzle dazzle 'em - And you've got a romance

Give 'em the old Razzle dazzle - Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act that's unassailable - They'll wait a year 'til your available!
Give 'em the old Double whammy - Daze and dizzy 'em
Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are - Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you got no talents?
Razzle dazzle 'em - Razzle dazzle 'em - Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll make you a star!